AUTHOR: QueenJoya TITLE: A Pole Lotta FUN! DATE: 2/14/2006 09:20:00 PM ----- BODY:
I'm In Love with a Stripper (the bounce remix)
Mr. Long is gonna turn beet red when he reads this one! Ok as you all know I am doing Weight Watchers and Yeppie!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting the hang of it and really lovin it. I am proud to announce that I have lost 13 pounds in two weeks!!!!!!!!!!! When you're really over weight when you cut out stuff like soda and replace with water and juice that in and of itself helps. Anywho, Imma let yall in on a little secret...I love that new song out called "I'm in Love with a Stripper" I use to tease my brother Jason that one day he was gonna stumble into a big girl strip club and find me hanging from a pole. I did that to gross him out. I even announced to my mom one day I was going to be a plus size stripper...well that didn't go over well with her and she broke out her famous bottle of Holy Water...(ohhhhhhhhhhhh it burnsssssssss can u help me?) Everyday I look for a little boost to keep me going on the right track with this weight lost thing. My number 1 inspiration is my children...I want to live my dad was a big man and he didn't take care of himself he died when he was 37, my mom is 50 she enjoys life to the fullest but she has a heart problem high blood pressure and bad knees. I want to live! Thanks to all of you who think I'm beautiful and don't need to change or loose a pound. But I do I want to live! Plain and simple. Ok but to my fun inspiration...seeing as though I've always wanted to be a stripper in my next life Imma start practicing with this Yep! That's a stripper pole and its easy to install in the privacy of your bed room. So how I figure I got until our wedding night to practice on this pole...Dude do u know the fun we'll have? Betcha can't do it like me!!! Nope! He in Loveeeeeeeeee with a Stripperrrrrrrrrrr! Oh and don't forget the DVD A POLE Lot of Fun So not only will I be having fun I'll be burning calories!!!!!!!! Just a little inspiration! When I don't feel like doing weights I think about my pole! Ok baby breathhhhhhhhhh! So your color can be restored...I love you*muah*
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